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    A small truth to make our Life's 100% successful..........
    If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
    18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
    Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%
    K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%
    L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5 = 54%
    L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%
    (None of them makes 100%)
    ..............................
    Then what makes 100%
    Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
    Leadership? ...... NO!!!!
    Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
    It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
    OUR Life 100% Successful..
    A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%
    Don't you think so?!?!?!?!

  • #2
    SOME SEX = 100% of success

    SOME SEX = 19+15+13+5+19+5+24 = 100% of success.
    But don't you think it's a waste of time to discuss here the basic math and data encoding systems?
    Regards,
    TesTeq

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    • #3
      Basic math

      Just to keep this thread going...

      From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

      What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
      Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
      We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than
      100%. Well, how about achieving 103%?

      .................................................. ...

      Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
      questions:

      If the letters of the alphabet:
      A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
      were represented as numbers:
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26:
      then:

      H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K
      would be: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
      and,

      K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
      11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
      but,

      A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
      1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
      however,...

      B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
      2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
      and,
      look how far ass kissing will take you:

      A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
      1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

      So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

      While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you
      there,
      it's Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

      This formula for success HAD to be developed by accountants and I.T.
      professionals...

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      • #4
        Attitude

        Originally posted by CosmoGTD
        Damn, i never "got" the first post in this thread until now!

        But i do agree, Ass-kissing is a very valuable life skill!

        I wonder if there is a GTD of AK?

        Coz
        Actually, I think that goes under the @Agendas category -- y'know, @Boss . . .

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